Mom Pt. 5

We're eating dinner. I have a National Geographic open to a spread on the great grey owl (don't ask me why, it was just sitting on the kitchen table).

Mom: "Hey, it looks like you."
Me: (wha?.....)
Mom: "Yeah, wise eyes ..... and a big head."
Me: "THANKS MOM."

Later on, watching the Golden Globes.....

Mom: "Wow, she's fat - I mean she's tall"