Think before you speak

There are a lot of times when I say things that either don't make sense, that are totally made up and I don't realize it, or that I wish I could take back.

Haven't you ever said something where as soon as the words came out of your mouth you wish you hadn't spoken??

Today for me it was: "I can't wait until menopause"

And then there are those things that are said, where if you didn't know what the context was, you'd think I was totally wacko.

Today for me it was: "I should make some cranky pants cookies"

That's my story and I'm sticking to it. (Who said that?)