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Me: "My tank top keeps riding up my stomach...it's so annoying"
Mom: "That's cause you're fat"

Thanks mom.

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Bored

I've been sitting in my sister's apartment all afternoon, waiting for the phone guy to set up her phone. It's a Monday and everyone else is working. I waited for the internet guy in the morning and thank god that's done because I'd be soooooo bored out of my mind. I've been surfing the net and listening to the radio. I can't watch TV because the modem is coming out of the cable and I don't have a splitter and I'm not smart enough to figure out any other way.

I actually flipped between two stations and they were both playing
Sinead O'Connor at the same time. So then I decided to see what was in my sister's stereo, and now I'm listening to Britney Spears' Greatest Hits or something. Someone get me out of here.

AND, what makes it worse is that the phone actually works. All of the phone jacks work, and I don't know how long that's been the case. Could have been hooked up since 8 am. WTF...I've been sitting around all day and the phone guy came and left. Didn't even know what the phone number was. I had to call someone's cell phone to find it out. It's like I'm in self imposed house arrest. My sister's new roommate came by for a couple of hours. He seems alright. He was laughing really loud in the other room and I was getting annoyed so I went outside to see what was going on. He was watching Harold & Kumar for the first time so I forgave him. Funny shit.

Bicycle Maintenance

What does the title of my blog have to do with my blog? Absolutely nothing. I was reading one of those community recreational program catalogues for my city, and I was trying to pick out something interesting to take, like hip hop or cake decorating or something. There is really not that much else to do here. There are actually some really weirdo courses. For instance -

"Communication with Angels": During out time together you will learn about different Angels and Guides and which ones are with you. Weekly you will enjoy learning skills on how to communicate with you Angels and Guides and use their guidance in your every day life.

What about this one -
"Mastering and Manifesting your Desires" Hahahaha. I wonder how many people sign up for that course hoping that they will have all their dreams come true. Who would pay $65 for someone to tell you how to fulfil your greatest wishes??

Lately I've been eating too much. I've been living at home for the past two -months and I've been enjoying home-cooked meals. All of my pants are getting tighter. I'm even having dreams that my sister is trying to kill me. She was coming after me with kitchen knives. I was freaking out...like WTF, why is she trying to kill me??! She had one in each hand and I was trying to defend myself with kitchen knives too.

Speaking of killing. There have been a lot of shootings/stabbings in Toronto lately. I think they're on number 45 or something this year. And I was telling my sister, who is going to be living there as of next week to be careful. She didn't really seem to care...but really...3 of the shootings were within a 10 minute walk of her apartment. I think she should really pay attention to me. Then again. All I am to her is a big ball of meat.

Now I know what happens when you don't sleep well

This weekend we moved my sister to Toronto so that she can start medical school in a few weeks. It's the exact same thing that I did 4 years ago and I remember how much of a pain it was. By the time we were done I was pretty tired. We decided, though, to go to a huge buffet place for dinner, and of course I was starving so I was pretty pumped. However, the food didn't taste that good so I only managed one bowl of soup, two dinner plates, and ice cream and tarts for dessert. I was pretty disappointed in myself...Anyways, by the time we got back to my sister's place I was tired AND full, and passed out on my bed (which consisted of three couch cushions and a sleeping bag on the floor by the way - and complaining about how uncomfortable it is doesn't make me a princess Les!!!). Some time in the middle of the night I woke up with a stomach ache. I got back to sleep about half an hour later, after taking some Advil. And then...it started.....what a WEIRD dream.

Ok, so this dream....it was kind of like that type of animated dream sequence from Harold and Kumar...where there are real people and animated figures with music in the background. Except....ok...this is how it went. I was staying over at someone's place, and they were throwing a big dinner party. Somewhere along the line someone got really mad and then I got mad and decided to pack up my stuff and leave. Except I didn't know where I was or where I was going to leave to. I actually didn't know anybody in my dream. So I just walked into the next room and all of a sudden, music started playing ...doo dooo doo doo....and there were these animated animals, all with legs, climbing up the side of a wall. On the wall there was a big huge dollar bill turned vertically. The animals would climb up, then jump off into this big pile. One by one they'd do that and the pile would start to get bigger and bigger. I assumed they were trying to get to something at the top, and the last thing to go up the wall was going to be an animated egg. Except....the egg didn't have legs. I was like WTF?! Then I kind of zoomed out of my dream and this whole debacle became a website. And the name of the website was kneeeggs.com. As in Knee Eggs. I have NO idea why it was called that, since the egg didn't have legs. And I checked...no such website exists. I really wanted to find out what was going to happen to Mr. Egg but then my sister woke me up.

Nice...

Hahaha....the link to my sister's blog just goes to mine.

What was I talking about again?

Oh yeah...so I find it really sad and pathetic that if I were to throw EVERY penny of my current salary towards my school debt, it would take me 32 months to pay it off. Almost three years!!!! And that's with absolutely no savings at all!! Help me come up with faster solutions!!

Maybe I'd be able to figure it out if I didn't waste my time on the computer all night. How is it that I can get into bed an hour earlier than last night but still manage to stay up until the same hour? I'll never learn....

Short blog today.

Random shite

I often get these brilliant blog post ideas but they are so fleeting in my mind that if I don't write them down immediately I'll forget. It's a shame really, because you haven't heard one tenth the great hilarious moments that have occurred in my life. Not that you'd find them particularly funny, but a small percentage of people might read them and laugh a little and think, "wow, my day just got better". And who doesn't want to brighten up someone else's day??

I had saved up many good blog topics, and I really wanted to remember them so I wrote some of them down, but only in short hand notation....and of course I can't remember what I was trying to say. One of the entries was simply "Pictures". What the hell was I going to talk about that had to do with pictures?? I'll probably never remember.

Anyways, so my sister's boyfriend is staying with us while he looks for an apartment. This is all fine...they have been dating for like...actually, I don't know how long...but...long. However, I got literally 4 or 5 hours notice that he was coming, and that made me a little mad since I like to walk around without clothes on (haha just kidding). He tried to make me watch Star Trek today. I wasn't having any of that.

Did you hear about this honeymooner who just disappeared off of a cruise ship? They are suspecting foul play....and it got me thinking. Why don't more people get murdered and thrown off of cruise ships? What a great way to get rid of someone without anyone noticing. It actually wouldn't be a bad way to go. You've probably just eaten the greatest and biggest meal of your life, partied all night at the bar or casino, been to a fricken paradise island earlier that day....what more could you ask for in life?

Hmmm ok eyelids getting heavy. Must complete blog tomorrow.